January 2012
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Listenpotatoesfor1d: The hottest sound Harry Styles...
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Spell your full name without...
irishgod: fuckme-1direction: iblamenialler: onedirection-are-perfection: moveslikelouis: unfdrews: kidrauhl-1direction: recklessdawn: selenamg: fremavors: dh bb ot o du (via billie-joe) hh okay H W :D:D üb o o pott ..lol. i can’t. h v hdx , lol :’D
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Niall: "All the boys that lose our directioners...
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Niall: I got braces on, recently and my teeth are really sensitive. So I eat mash and beans. Everyone's having proper dinner and I just have mash and beans!
Alex: They're on the front? I can't see it cause they're light! I had one a couple years ago. Kills like a mother.. Doesn't it?
Zayn: Like a mother? what?
Louis: What comes after that word?
Liam: Trucker!
Alex: *laughs* That's the one!
Niall: Good cover Liam!
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My Tumblr is… →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Not popular. 99.9% Reblogs. But you still follow me! Love you guys ♥
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If tumblr shuts down we're all moving to Neopets.
I’ll see you there. Same name. 
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If I ever hang out with One Direction I will find...
ordering something: I want.... umm I want, I want, a giant chocolate milkshake.. but that's crazy hmm I want, I want, I want.. a smoothie! but thats not me..
spilling something on them: omfg what I mess I just made upon your innocence I'm so sorry fuck. NO ONE in the world deserves this omg I'm such a klutz.
finding a cool gadget to buy: omfg guys look, I don't, I don't don't know what it is, but I need this one thing.
at a movie theater: I've never had the words to say, but now i'm asking you to stay, in these seats while I go to the bathroom, cause they're prime fucking seats and I need to pee like a fucking race horse.
driving in my car: katy perry's on replay, she's on replay, Zayn just split his milkshake, his fucking milkshake iN MY BRAND NEW FUCKING CAR. thx.
having breakfast: hey Lou, I got three little words that I've always been dying to tell you...pass the bacon.
when someones being annoying: omfg you're screwed up, you NEVER listen, I think I just really need my distance bye. (jk bby come back)
When Niall eats the last piece of cake: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?@>@ YOU ONLY LOVE TO SEE ME BREAKING
when we're late: yeah w.e Liam, take your time, forget about the clock thats tick-tick-ticking
At an arcade: well, do you guys wanna move on, or else we'll play, play, play all the same old games, and we wait, wait, wait for these annoying kids to be done with mario cart.
accidentally flipping hair: omfg I am SO sorry if I just overwhelmed you lol
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